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26 August 2009 @ 01:48 am
[Johnny glances around at the city. Alright. He's completely lost. Pops Diner isn't there. Not that this is a new phenomenon for him.]

Whoa mama. I must have fallen asleep on the bus. I wonder if there's any hot chicks around.

[He flexes his muscles dramatically. Well hey, that's what they're there for.] Heh! Hah! Hoo!

Ladies, Johnny Bravo has arrived in town. Please form an orderly line. Don't worry, there's enough of me for everyone.

 
 
19 August 2009 @ 08:31 pm
[There's a short, pale, dark-haired girl here, dressed in various shades of purple. She looks to be in grade school, possibly a bit older. There's a rather strange black, red-eyed cat standing next to her. She glances around, then just sort of raises a hand in greeting.]

Hi. I'm Tak.

 
 
19 August 2009 @ 11:54 am
[walking down the street, pausing for a moment to observe a few things that seem a bit out of the ordinary]

Hey .. uhh .. What's with that red guy in tights over there? And what's he doing to that cat?

[continues walking down the road again, heading for home, and stops, brow rising]

Wait a sec.. was that little girl flying? She looked like she was six! What's with that little pink dog back there? He was being chased by a flock of pigeons and was running around screaming .. I didn't even know dogs could scream. I heard somewhere that they can't look up, too .. huh, what do I know? [shrugs and keeps on walking]

[stops again as a flaming school bus zips by on the street, staring deadpan at the 4th wall]

WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE?!?!
 
 
Current Mood: curiouscurious
 
 
19 August 2009 @ 06:50 am
[If you care to notice, there's a small pink dog cowering under a park bench somewhere downtown. The reason for his fear? The pidgeons that have him surrounded.

You cannot imagine the sheer paralyzing terror he is feeling right now.

Or maybe you can, now that a bird has hopped under there with him, and he's screamed at the top of his lungs. Poor puppy. Wanna help?]
 
 
18 August 2009 @ 02:25 pm
This don't look like Atlantic City. Or even Jersey.

...

You guys know where I can pick up a pizza? ...Or five? I'm kinda hungry.
 
 
 
14 August 2009 @ 07:37 pm
[There's a crazy old looking man, wandering the streets around Town Hall. He has a strange high tech butterfly net, tucked under his right arm, and a strange beeping device, held tightly behind his hands.]

"There are fairies about here."

[He simply states eyeing around]

"FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

[The device and butterfly net was suspending in mid air, while Crocker, was jerking his body in three odd directions before reclaiming the objects.]
 
 
Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
 
 
14 August 2009 @ 04:44 pm
[There's a black cat walking along the sidewalk, looking very smug. If it wasn't, well, just a cat, one might think it was up to something.

Suddenly, the cat darts into the road. A car swerves frantically to avoid it, and before you can say "Holy Pileup, Batman!", there's at least six cars smashed together. No one seems hurt, however, and the cat finished walking across the street with a content purr.]
 
 
13 August 2009 @ 12:25 pm
This doesn't look like Bikini Bottom! This doesn't look like Bikini Bottom at all!

...Oh well! Does anyone wanna go jellyfishing with me?
 
 
12 August 2009 @ 02:55 pm
*fluttering outside of Town Hall in Cartoon City, Anti-Cosmo is taking in all the sights~, looking for any mischief*

My my! Would you take a look at this place! Quite pleasant, I must say. But not for long.
 
 
11 August 2009 @ 11:39 pm
...Something's telling me I'm not in Amity Park anymore.