"Now hold up a second, I may not see much in this Goldfish bowl of a helmet of mine, But I'm pretty certain this isn't Shuggazoom City...Or maybe it is and I've ended up in some crazy dimension?
Anyway I better stand up here and act real cool like, that way if someone does try anything wacko, I'll be the first on their tails...Assuming they have tails of course."
*The hero in question is one Captain Shuggazoom, sworn defender of Shuggazoom City, evil doers better beware because he's sure to give you something of a hard time. Unfortunatley it's safe to presume this guy has no inner monologue and he's pretty much spoken his mind about his current thoughts, Yea - way to prove to someone you're not crazy right?*